When someone comes into my room, and then leaves without closing the door again.
what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.
Wait isn’t that ACTUALLY A TIE rather than a bow-tie?
DAT HIPSTER
… Now I’m imagining him at home about half an hour before he’s due to leave like SHIT FUCK I FORGOT TO PICK UP THE BOW TIE FUCK WHAT DO I DO
I KNOW
~IMPROVISE~
… and then afterwards to himself in the mirror:
